This is Colette. She is a very fun handful. Very curious. If she makes it to adulthood alive, we will be relieved and consider ourselves successful. Colette is developing for herself a reputation of leaving trouble in her wake. This is the child whom the neighbors brought back to me in Indy when I didn't know she was missing (how embarrassing). (Once she'd just had a bath and was still naked.) This is the child who shut herself in the dryer, thus turning it on. The child who smeared shortening everywhere. And now, the child who earlier this week put a frog in the freezer. I mentioned it in a recent email and that we buried the poor little guy. But my friend Janet wrote me that it was probably not dead when we buried it because frogs can survive freezing temperatures. *sigh*
I had a little talk with Colette, trying to understand her logic here. Why did you put the Froggie in the fridge? (She doesn't distinguish between freezer and fridge.) "Well, he needed to be cold." Well, the frog died, honey. You killed it. So don't put any more frogs in the fridge or the freezer, okay? "Okay."
Yesterday Lydia found a frog in the freezer.
We put this one outside in hopes it might have survived. I never learned its fate.
So speaking of dying... last night at dinner Colette monologued about her imaginary friend Hannah who died. "She died because she was wearing her shoes and hat with her dress. And an alligator ate her. And she died and died and died. We couldn't stop her!" (This all repeated several times in her monologue, interrupted by tittering from the peanut gallery. Then Colette pauses to correct everyone: "Stop laughing. It's not funny.")
This morning as Chris was leaving for work, we said our good-byes, and he left. As soon as the door closed behind him, Colette turned to me and said, "He's cute." I had to agree.